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Father: Beta raat ko tum P K room me gir gaye thee.

Son: Kya bataon papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua. 6 Dost, 6 Beer, Aur onme se 5 peete nhi !!!

Hamara pyar tab khatam hoga jab,

1 Gunga 1 behre ko phone karke batayega ki 1 andhe ne dekha ki 1 langda bhag raha tha Ganje k piche, Uske baal kate k liye…

“ Kahin andhera to kahin shaam hogi
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi
Kuchh maang ke to dekh humse
Bijli Paani ke bill aur
Karz mein dubi property tere naam hogi ”